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2019 IN REVIEW – My Favorites

February 9, 2020 1 comment

Alright, so, as always with these things, I’m not claiming that these are necessarily the objectively best of the year, but rather my favorites, hence the title. Also, since I watch movies largely based on what I’m in the mood for, I don’t necessarily rank based on what I think are the overall best of my favorites, but rather I break the list down into genres, fitting each film into the one that I think best exemplifies their essence and what I would be looking for from them based on that genre. As a result, some of these could easily crossover into other genres, and I have notably placed musicals in places that you might not expect since I do not necessarily consider the presence of songs performed by characters to be a wholly unique genre — there can be musical horror films, after all, but the key distinguishing feature there is the horror element, since a fan of only musicals like Singin’ in the Rain aren’t likely to want to watch a gory movie in which characters tap dance on the heads of zombies. Make sense? Cool. So, without further ado… go screw yourselves, Oscars. I’m right, and I also beat you yet again.

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2019 IN REVIEW – The Worst of the Year (…and also the ones in between)

February 8, 2020 Leave a comment

Alright, so 2019 wasn’t the year I wound up kicking back into high gear with my writing, but I’m determined to get my list of best and worst movies reviewed before this early Oscars ceremony, and, dammit, if I have to cut out talking about the ones in the middle this time, I will!

First, though, I want to give a preview of the films you won’t be seeing on either list. These are films I saw and either liked or disliked, but didn’t particularly find to be extraordinary. If they are on the following section, they are anywhere from just mundanely bad to good, not great — at least in my opinion, of course…



TITLERELEASE DATERATING (x/5)
Escape Room1/04/192
The Upside1/11/192
The Kid Who Would Be King1/25/193.5
Cold Pursuit2/08/192
What Men Want2/08/192
Isn’t It Romantic2/13/193
Alita: Battle Angel2/14/193
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World2/22/193
Greta3/01/192.5
Little4/12/191.5
Missing Link4/12/193
The Hustle5/10/191.5
Pokémon Detective Pikachu5/10/193
Brightburn5/24/192.5
Ma5/31/193.5
X-Men: Dark Phoenix6/07/192.5
Late Night6/07/193
Men in Black International6/14/192.5
Child’s Play6/21/193.5
Annabelle Comes Home6/26/193.5
Stuber7/12/191.5
The Lion King7/19/192.5
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw8/02/192.5
Dora and the Lost City of Gold8/09/193.5
Good Boys8/26/193
Hustlers9/13/193.5
Abominable9/27/192.5
Pain and Glory10/04/193
Let It Snow11/08/192
Last Christmas11/08/192.5
Noelle11/12/191.5
Lady and the Tramp11/12/192.5
Charlie’s Angels11/15/192.5
Queen & Slim11/27/193.5

Right, so with all that out of the way, let’s get on to the real meat of this and present… my top 22 picks for the worst movies I saw from 2019…



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