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2019 IN REVIEW – My Favorites

Alright, so, as always with these things, I’m not claiming that these are necessarily the objectively best of the year, but rather my favorites, hence the title. Also, since I watch movies largely based on what I’m in the mood for, I don’t necessarily rank based on what I think are the overall best of my favorites, but rather I break the list down into genres, fitting each film into the one that I think best exemplifies their essence and what I would be looking for from them based on that genre. As a result, some of these could easily crossover into other genres, and I have notably placed musicals in places that you might not expect since I do not necessarily consider the presence of songs performed by characters to be a wholly unique genre — there can be musical horror films, after all, but the key distinguishing feature there is the horror element, since a fan of only musicals like Singin’ in the Rain aren’t likely to want to watch a gory movie in which characters tap dance on the heads of zombies. Make sense? Cool. So, without further ado… go screw yourselves, Oscars. I’m right, and I also beat you yet again.
Read more…2019 IN REVIEW – The Worst of the Year (…and also the ones in between)

Alright, so 2019 wasn’t the year I wound up kicking back into high gear with my writing, but I’m determined to get my list of best and worst movies reviewed before this early Oscars ceremony, and, dammit, if I have to cut out talking about the ones in the middle this time, I will!
First, though, I want to give a preview of the films you won’t be seeing on either list. These are films I saw and either liked or disliked, but didn’t particularly find to be extraordinary. If they are on the following section, they are anywhere from just mundanely bad to good, not great — at least in my opinion, of course…
TITLE | RELEASE DATE | RATING (x/5) |
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Escape Room | 1/04/19 | 2 |
The Upside | 1/11/19 | 2 |
The Kid Who Would Be King | 1/25/19 | 3.5 |
Cold Pursuit | 2/08/19 | 2 |
What Men Want | 2/08/19 | 2 |
Isn’t It Romantic | 2/13/19 | 3 |
Alita: Battle Angel | 2/14/19 | 3 |
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World | 2/22/19 | 3 |
Greta | 3/01/19 | 2.5 |
Little | 4/12/19 | 1.5 |
Missing Link | 4/12/19 | 3 |
The Hustle | 5/10/19 | 1.5 |
Pokémon Detective Pikachu | 5/10/19 | 3 |
Brightburn | 5/24/19 | 2.5 |
Ma | 5/31/19 | 3.5 |
X-Men: Dark Phoenix | 6/07/19 | 2.5 |
Late Night | 6/07/19 | 3 |
Men in Black International | 6/14/19 | 2.5 |
Child’s Play | 6/21/19 | 3.5 |
Annabelle Comes Home | 6/26/19 | 3.5 |
Stuber | 7/12/19 | 1.5 |
The Lion King | 7/19/19 | 2.5 |
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw | 8/02/19 | 2.5 |
Dora and the Lost City of Gold | 8/09/19 | 3.5 |
Good Boys | 8/26/19 | 3 |
Hustlers | 9/13/19 | 3.5 |
Abominable | 9/27/19 | 2.5 |
Pain and Glory | 10/04/19 | 3 |
Let It Snow | 11/08/19 | 2 |
Last Christmas | 11/08/19 | 2.5 |
Noelle | 11/12/19 | 1.5 |
Lady and the Tramp | 11/12/19 | 2.5 |
Charlie’s Angels | 11/15/19 | 2.5 |
Queen & Slim | 11/27/19 | 3.5 |
Right, so with all that out of the way, let’s get on to the real meat of this and present… my top 22 picks for the worst movies I saw from 2019…
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